Ah, so this is Eridan. He seems a bit less rude than most of the other Eridans you’ve met. There’s also a notable lack of the smell of fish. You figure that fish part is because he’s not a troll.
“Just going for a walk. Nothing special.”
“Nothin special indeed.” You squint at him, nibbling on your lip. Something feels different about this Dave, though you just can’t place a finger on it. But you knew something was off, as if their was a loser sitting behind a computer who knew what was going on, but didn’t want to tell you because that wouldn’t be any fun. Or at least that’s how it felt. You knew that was a ridiculous notion.
Giving in to curiosity, you just ask him. “Are you alright? Somefin feels off wwith you.”
(Source: wwittywwrath)
8th January 2012
Reblogged From turntechblindhead
Notes: 5
Lost in thought of recent happenings, you don’t really hear the foot steps that seem to be coming increasingly closer to you. It’s when you hear a voice that you come back to reality and stop where you’re standing. You recognize that accent immediately, but the words that go with it just don’t seem to match.
“Nah, don’t be. I wasn’t paying attention.”
“Oh. Davve. It’s just you.” Wow nice going asshole, you almost knocked over a blind kid. “Wwell neither wwas I, so wwhatevver.” You pull your scarf a little tighter, and wonder what he’s doing wandering around not paying attention.
“Wwhat are you doin out here?”
(Source: wwittywwrath)
turntechblindhead started followwing you
[ Wwoah wwho’s this asshole, his shades are evven more pretentious than mine. That just wwon’t do. ]
Distracted by thoughts of glasses, you almost bump into the very asshole who’s aviators had caught your attention in the first place. But right before you walk into him, you snap out of it and notice what you’re doing. “Wwoah, sorry there.”
Hooray!
Nice to meet you Eridan-chan!
[He shakes his hand with both of his and pulls him round into a little spin on the spot]
We’re going to be really good friends I know it!
[ … His face shrinks up into a frown ]
eridan-chan
wwhat
[ He crosses his arms and leans towards the boy with a glare. ]
I…I just wanted to be friendly…I’m sorry, mister.
My name is Honey!
Now…now tell me who you are…please?
wwell fine then if youre just bein friendly thats fine wwith me
[ Holding out a hand he replied ]
im eridan
W-why would I want to do that?
I would never poison my friends!
We are friends, mister, aren’t we?
wwoah there kid
[ He bit his lip and took a step back ]
you only just met me im about twwice your height an wwe havvent evven introduced ourselvves and youre already callin me your friend
im thinkin youre moving this along a little too fast
…Because cake is the most wonderful thing in the whole wide world!
We can always have something else to eat if you like…
Um
Um
Would you like some tea and biscuits?
[ He crossed his arm, eyeing the food. ]
kid you better be straight wwith me right noww
are you tryin to poison me
tell me wwho sent you an ill let you off wwith a wwarning
wwitty-wwrath started following you
Hello mister!
You sure are tall!
Did you come to eat cake with me?~
[ Eridan narrows his eyes, glaring suspiciously at the child. ]
wwhy wwould you wwant to eat cake with me
Oh, sorry to hear about your grandpa.
Your goldfish must be pretty cool.
Does she talk or something.
not really
she just glubs about in her bowwl
but she listens to my problems
Oh, well that’s good.
So I guess you live somewhere with a lot of water or something? I mean, if you spend more time with fish than people.
i livve near the ocean
and my grandpa owwned an aquarium before he passed awway
but my closest friend is my goldfish sasha
i inherited her from him in his wwill.
